katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

578

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

haunced:

if only i didn’t forget this

haunced:

if only i didn’t forget this

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

crazykissing:

All About Sexting
Perfect ways to sext
Total sexting mood-killers
Why you should start sexting
Epic sexting fails
hirngespinsten:

bordsteinpoesie:

Kommst du klar?

nein, kommst du mit ?

hirngespinsten:

bordsteinpoesie:

Kommst du klar?

nein, kommst du mit ?

kaminas-spirit:

lolshtus:

Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions 

kaminas-spirit:

lolshtus:

Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions